twitters

These are my favorite twitters... inspired by a certain tired dramatic traveler i know :) anyway here are all 28 of them!

1. "Have fun cleanin your dad!"
2. "What do you call a cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? UDDER-destruction!!!"
3. "If we live through this remind me to thank you"
4. "Im pathetic. The only people who ever txt me back are twitter, Facebook, and my mom"
5. "Pity party at my house please bring yourself, your pity, and a snack to share. Preferably chocolate (to drown the sorrows)"
6. "Illegal is always faster"
7. "good morning...I see the assassins have failed..."
8. "I found my hidden stash of crystal light!!! Now to feast:)"

9. "And when they fall off a house we bring them a casserole!"
10. "On ITunes I named my IPod "The Titanic". So now every time i plug it into my computer, it says "The Titanic is syncing" haha"- caitlin
11. "if people snort and walk away, then they need to be tested for swine flu those litte piggies!!-emma"
12. "Turns out when you jump your innards jump too and when you land hard, so do they"
13. "Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow, lies the key to my release."
14. "Just go away. Pleeeease."

15. "Get that thing out of my face" "its not in your face its in my hand."

16. "Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope!"



17. "Twitters = short bursts of happiness"
18. "My mom and aunt are marrying me off for 10 cookies instead of 10 cows...cuz we don't have cows. You wanna marry me? take it up with my mom!!"
19. "I like my crystal light shaken not stirred"
20. "Just because you have an Avacado doesnt mean you have Guacamolé!"
21. "Wise advice from someone who doesnt follow it"
22. "I know why the sidewalk is so heavy... Its cuz it has little pieces of gold in it "- Hallie

23. "You must have really deformed Adnoids" mom
24. "You cant just blurt it out at any time! It ruins the effect"

23. "Did you hear that suspicious thud?"
24. "Ive met someone else Shes lime green has 14 perfect little chunks of pineapple and Shes all i deserve in life!"
25. "Oh space balls"
26. "What the flagnog!"
27. "Your voice is grating on my earnubs"
28. "le francais sont grenoiles et tres bourgeious!"