My comebacks

Q-Do I look like a phone book?
A- then why do you think I have her/his/the number?

Q- Are you gonna chew me out or help me out?

Q-Do I look like a 411 line?
A- then why are you asking for the answers?

Q-Am I a cell phone?
A- then why are you calling me?

Q-Do I look like a dictionary?
A-Then whay are you askin me what it means?

Q-are you my favorite chinese takeout dish?
A-then why are you acting all Gung Ho?

Q- do you work at the Airline ticket counter?
A-the why are you checking our bags?

Q- Are you a hotel maneger?
A- THen why are you checking me out?

Q- Do you have a nut allergy?
A- because you head is starting to swell.

Q-Do you have a towel?
A- cuz you're all washed up!

Q- Are you a sweater set?
A- cuz you've just met your match

Q- Are you Will Ferrel?
A- Then dont make me laugh

Q-Are you a calender?
A- Cuz your days are numbered

Q-Am I in a coma?
A- THen why do you think I'm taking this lying down?



These are special come backes you use them like this.

Massie- are you a sweater set?
derrington-no why?
Massie- cuz you've just met your match

so they are yes/ no ?s and you have to use them to your advantage!!
Keep being posted I will post more!!!